JOKES

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What do we like making?!?!?
Mool-ah!!!
Hey! We warned you!!! Scroll at your own peril.

What kind of people do we have at our office?!?!
Mool-gis and Mool-gas. (For the uninitiated, moolgi means 'girl' and moolga means 'boy' in Marathi.)

What our favourite veggie?!?!?
Mool-eee. (That's a joke! Of course it isn't!)

Why are we good at our work?!?!?
Because we can "mool-titask"!

But jokes apart, we are always looking for cool Moolga writers and Moolgi writers to join our team. If you think you've got some Moolga/gi in you, send in your resume to hireme@mool.in or if you like bad jokes, read on.

What does a Moolgi put on her face when she has an acne problem?
Mool-tani mitti!

What is our FAVOURITE musical ever?!?!
Mool-an Rouge! Mooooaahahahahahahahahaha!!! Gotcha!

Where do we watch movies?
At a mool-tiplex!

Our favourite movies are Sholay, Dus and Race. What is common to them?
They're all mool-tistarrers!

OMG! You're still reading?!? You must be suicidal. Even writing these jokes made us sick!

Which political party do we support?
Trina-mool Congress!

Our favourite politician?
Mool-ayam Singh Yadav! (Too easy.)

Why did we start this company?
We heard a voice in our heads that said, "Go forth and mool-tiply."

Okay really! Enough. We're done! No more!